February 2012
219 posts
honeyorchard:
I hate when a girl who doesn’t smoke weed asks me what I’m up to. Because I know she doesn’t want to know the truth, that I’m just chilling here in my boxers, puffing away, watching The Big Lebowski for the millionth time.
It’s not my fault she doesn’t love bagel bites like I do.
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“Sometimes it seems the harder you try to hold onto something or someone the more...”
– Henry Rollins (via thechocolatebrigade)
“Beware of people who dislike cats.”
– Irish Proverb (via catp0rn)
thechocolatebrigade:
I hate raviolis because whenever I put shredded cheese on them it never melts into the ravioli. And then it gets all weird because the ravioli thinks it special and can’t have shit adhere or melt into it and then it starts to rage against the spaghetti sauce and oh lord, I can’t fucking deal with raviolis today.
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