honeyorchard:

I hate when a girl who doesn’t smoke weed asks me what I’m up to. Because I know she doesn’t want to know the truth, that I’m just chilling here in my boxers, puffing away, watching The Big Lebowski for the millionth time.

It’s not my fault she doesn’t love bagel bites like I do.

(Reblogged from thingsstonerslike)

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    I wish that’s what hubby was down to do
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    ahahahah forealsss
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    We can gett married?!
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    If a guy said that to me I would be like okay, coming over, bye.